BORN AND RAISED NEW YORKER

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

(via emeilysie)

Carey just came in and really blew us away in the reading and as soon as she left I turned to Baz (Luhrmann) and said, ‘Wow, I guess we’ve seen one of the great actresses of our generation.’ 

(via howtocatchamonster)

benthelephant:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: clockey)

Why do I still love you dummies?

Why do I still love you dummies?