BORN AND RAISED NEW YORKER

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via fincherbell)

evarulgaris:

Not a plot twist: your life’s a joke and you’re broke.

(via monicabing)

If I want someone, they don’t want me. If someone wants me, I don’t want them. If we both want each other, they live in narnia or some shit.

sodamnrelatable:

 

(Source: simplejustin, via monicabing)