BORN AND RAISED NEW YORKER

thechamberofsecrets:

earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

(via sirdef)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via finching)

informal poll

shmeards:

"fuck boys get money" means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money

(via bossypants)

Well, one day you’re there and then all of a sudden there’s less of you. And you wonder where that part went, if it’s living somewhere outside of you, and you keep thinking maybe you’ll get it back. And then you realize, it’s just gone. 

(Source: cchristina-hendricks, via mindynovak)

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

(via daeneryus)


I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

(Source: rossamundpike, via mindynovak)